Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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