I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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