YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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