come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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