it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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