Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
