What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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