I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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