Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I see more hoeing in ur future
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