At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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