Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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