i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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