At least make sure they are 18
Why
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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