He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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