Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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