hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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