he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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