I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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