If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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