Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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