Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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