I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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