he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
