don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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