is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think your dad took our porno
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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