took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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