did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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