tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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