he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
is that a dick in a sweater?
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