I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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