Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Randomize
