is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
my liver is dry heaving
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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