Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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