The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Randomize
