i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you will always have a special place in my vag
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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