he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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