gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Plan B is the new Plan A
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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