Whats the glycemic index on semen?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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