yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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