Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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