That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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