We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i think im in europe. pls send help
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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