You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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