I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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