butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
