? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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