Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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