just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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