brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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