Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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