Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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